InboxPro; because you too deserve a personal assistant!
Generate your own personal virtual smart (but pretty dumb) assistant and have them answer your most common email requests. Basic service is free, and a paid membership gives you endless extendability.
But now, let's start with getting you set up with a new friend:
Less important, but we still need it: a middle name. This is mainly necessary to generate an unique email address, but it also looks super fancy: